Bill Van Ryn

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I will doll, have fun!

How far does her carrot obsession go, really? #MyCrazyObsession

Dude! Did I just hear a woman on Jeopardy totally just admit her husband was driving drunk the night he proposed to her? #awkward

Whew. #thewalkingdead

Watching "Friday the 13th Part 2". Ginny Field is the smartest final girl ever. Well, except she's got a fucking chainsaw and then loses it.

Geez, Bruce...it's not THAT funny.

Esurance, your tv ad says you're the iPod compared to mix tapes and old stereo equipment, yet makes mix tapes and old stereos look cooler.

When people go out foraging among zombies, would you really wear a scoop neck blouse when dead things are out there biting people?

Cake pops. I don't get it. It's one bite of cake on a stick. That's worth $1.50?

...that creepy moment when you're alone in the men's room, and one of the other urinals auto-flushes for no apparent reason. #weird

So I wondered, does the FIOS cable music holiday channel recognize Halloween? YES. Nature Trail to Hell. Weird Al. It's ON.

What seems so personal is really politics.

For some reason, McDonald's wants to put cheese on everything they serve, but somehow I always forget this until it's too late.

Sitting here at the computer, and I hear Honey Boo Boo on the TV downstairs. Gotta cancel that goddamn FIOS soon.

For years, Kansas has been telling me I'm dust in the wind. Bullshit. Say I'm just a bucket of salty water, then you're closer to the truth.

John Travolta, you tired old thing. When will you stop this disco dancing?