lowkey I think he just read infinite jest and wanted to get in on the action
Good morning.
According to the U.S. Tennis Association, there is no record of Vivek Ramaswamy being a “nationally ranked junior tennis player.”
And then there’s the ad which connects to the Dept of Homeland Security’s corruption scandal: youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?is=b3Rc…
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I woke up an hour ahead of my alarm today. It’s like Christmas for the mentally unwell
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Remember to practice self-care tonight.
Drink as much caffeine and alcohol you can starting at 6 pm when polls first close. Since one is a stimulant and one is a depressant, they’ll combine harmoniously in your system, allowing you to remain alert yet calm as results pour in.
saying if someone doesn’t like you you’re going to move to israel and become prime minister is a thermonuclear bit if you have the courage
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
making my new turkish physics friend solve my metrics exam questions #winning
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I know people find him annoying and a climber, but Pete Buttigieg is someone who could be ludicrously wealthy and successful in any field, but he is really just an earnest good and brilliant guy. He’s also not moderate at all. If you think he is, please update your definition.
they’re actually calling him the class median choice theorist of all time but he doesn’t need to know that

















