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they rode back, but not the six hundred

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Texas forever.
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it’s all gonna be okay. a hope and joy that no reason can deny.
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screaming into the phone “we’re winning 55” god I’m so happy
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I’m calling it, it’s a blolocaust
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lowkey I think he just read infinite jest and wanted to get in on the action
Good morning. According to the U.S. Tennis Association, there is no record of Vivek Ramaswamy being a “nationally ranked junior tennis player.” And then there’s the ad which connects to the Dept of Homeland Security’s corruption scandal: youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?is=b3Rc…
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just walked past a middle aged white woman with a “vote like ruth sent you”
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Something pretty dystopian about how everyone has just started acting like stock prices are the present value of future dividends
Something pretty dystopian about how everyone has just started acting like prediction markets are reliable data
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I woke up an hour ahead of my alarm today. It’s like Christmas for the mentally unwell
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Remember to practice self-care tonight. Drink as much caffeine and alcohol you can starting at 6 pm when polls first close. Since one is a stimulant and one is a depressant, they’ll combine harmoniously in your system, allowing you to remain alert yet calm as results pour in.
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I’m going insane
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saying if someone doesn’t like you you’re going to move to israel and become prime minister is a thermonuclear bit if you have the courage
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making my new turkish physics friend solve my metrics exam questions #winning
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who amongst us has not read the charge of the light brigade and thought it was us
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nobody talks about how far you can walk if you're lowkey mentally insane
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nobody talks about how far you can walk if you're lowkey mentally insane
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I know people find him annoying and a climber, but Pete Buttigieg is someone who could be ludicrously wealthy and successful in any field, but he is really just an earnest good and brilliant guy. He’s also not moderate at all. If you think he is, please update your definition.
JD Vance is like the opposite of Pete Buttigieg. Back when Pete was Mayor, a doctor recalled how Pete appeared out of nowhere and served as a translator for a family in the ER:
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get your steps in folks
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they’re actually calling him the class median choice theorist of all time but he doesn’t need to know that
they’re calling him the greatest choice theorist of all time
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what in the FUCK did I just take what the FUCK grad school isn’t real it can’t hurt you
After this midterm tomorrow I am consuming one million beers
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saw him again let’s gooooo (I’m going insane from solving Hamiltonians)
made a friend with a grad turkish guy who always smokes outside across the street from grad student housing never kill yourself
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