silent bill 4: the room 🐀

The microplastics in my balls

Mental that I went to Uni with Biddy Blas – at Chester, England

Me when my Bell's palsy flares up – at Chester, England

Got the horror humble bundle but there were some games I already owned/ didn't fancy so help yourselves! First come first serve – at Chester, England

I cannot tell you how jacked I was that there was a film which had my weird ass surname in the title (albeit spelt slightly different) – at Chester, England

Made a YT channel btw youtu.be/vzKfOkNcezg – at Chester, England

Come get mad at what rating I gave The Shining boxd.it/fhPAf – at Manchester, England

Brazilian January 6th – at Saltney, Wales

Shoutout to whoever made the call to make the Joker in Caped Crusader Season 2 essentially Werner Herzog. – at Chester, England

What Rick Rubin was doing while The Strokes were putting shit autotune on their new album. – at Chester, England

Just saw the second worst Army ad of my life. The first being the 4DX advert that thought throwing me around in a cinema chair like I was in a firefight would make me go "let's do this for real!" – at Chester, England

"Grand Theft Auto" has 14 letters. 14 divided by 2 is 7 7 minus 1 is 6 GTA 6!!!!!! I WILL KILL AGAIN – at Chester, England

What do you mean David Cronenberg is going to be on the new Charli xcx album?! – at Chester, England

Nice one, sons crying. Fuck sake.