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Joined November 2011
8-year-old does months of manual labour so his friends, who are children, can afford to eat without going into debt
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this is so interesting
Replying to @bimbotoad
Oh no help I've fallen down a rabbit hole. Our spoons are way more different than once imagined.
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can americans help me out here? I saw an instagram video of a woman who didn't know what a teaspoon (smallest spoon) was, had never seen one before. is this normal y/n
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name
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I'm here to correct everyone on their wrong opinions. all baby poop smells great until they're around 2-4 months old, and then it smells like shit. it doesn't matter if you breastfeed or don't, it's the same either way
Replying to @CuriousBunnie12
Breastfed baby poo smells like buttered popcorn to me. Must be yalls diet lol
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the trouble is, 'baby' can mean two weeks old, or it can mean 9 months old. this conversation is really stupid and only exists to make moms feel guilty about things outside their control
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
I hate that the uk call a normal coke a full fat coke.. it’s just a coke the other cokes are the freaks
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
the fact that people spend hours watching these people as a proxy for having actual friends would make way more sense to me if they were interesting or funny people. this is like being forced to watch my blandest coworkers interact outside of work.
This one is the worst one btw
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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I keep seeing clips of the h3h3 podcast and I can't believe anyone would choose to listen to people with such boring, monotone voices??
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Ric Flair posts a new picture and is focused on recovering
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
Every time an H3 podcast clip shows up on my timeline I am baffled anyone watched it Why are there 15 people mic’d up…why is no one saying anything remotely worth while…why don’t they just cut the dead air…how was this sustainable for years lmao
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
Even if you remove the context of this scene (the character has got entirely the wrong end of the stick and massively screwed up), what is Bondish about this? It's mainly just a bloke running. Pretty sure most actors could do it.
saw this scene in 'slow horses' ep.1 and knew right then and there jack lowden would make a perfect james bond
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
This reminded me of how when I was little one year for Valentine’s Day I thought it would be nice to write all of my immediate family pretend Valentine’s Day cards from various celebrities I thought they’d fancy and my sister started crying because hers was from Triple H
this is what you give your parents for Christmas when you are seven
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
These guys are perfect for a Bond movie … if the script calls for an English professor, a French baker, and an affable Home Depot manager.
Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
You’d never know by this post that the five Israelis are armed IDF soldiers. But they made sure to tell you the Palestinians were definitely the bad guys. Tried, convicted, and sentenced in one headline.
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
They should obviously go back to the drawing board and cast an unknown guy as bond it's only this drawn out because they're trying to figure out which of the current crop of famous 25-35 year olds is the least bad
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
Can sorta see Josh O'Connor as Bond. We haven't seen Bond with a bumbling dirtbag charm, maybe could even play into the bumbling to throw people off, would be a fresh energy for Bond
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stop saying jack lowden bond! bond can't have a beard and without a beard he looks like a villain no offense
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like he's not ugly by any means but he just looks evil
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the green honky tonk mom retweeted
dudes be like by the way im a hobbyist boudoir photographer and if you ever wanted to organize some sort of shoot where youre on the ground legs open cunt up hands tied behind you apple in your mouth like a roast hog then id be happy to do that for free!
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