Hi @bromleywaste ! I appreciate you scheduling your planned maintenance in the evening but that's exactly the time working people would take out their bins and need to check which bins to take out. Any chance you could run that at say 9am? Don't you get less traffic then?

Seen on an editorial desk @FT 😂

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Gathering requirements

Hey @Eurostar - The queue for women's toilets in Gare du Nord is ridiculous. It was consistently 8+ people long while there was zero queuing for men. We have periods! We can't pee standing up! We take on more caring responsibilities for young children and the elderly!

I don't know much about Gigi Hadid but this is quite the sequence of events Sometimes the BBC related stories feature tells its own story

10 years exactly since I moved to the UK. I took the bus from Paris, as I was broke after 6 months of funemployment after leaving Ireland. On the way to my dodgy Bethnal Green Airbnb, I met Austin Powers and posed next to a British phone booth. It was a good day.

Forecast is 19°C, which is 66°F, and in London that means it's time to deploy heat wave measures.

Awww JIRA, you're still you

For anyone wanting to request an archive of all your tweets, it's quite easy.

Those helmets

There is an official Amber warning for this weekend as the temperature is going to reach 31 to 35 degrees. My HR department has issued guidance on how to survive this. My son's school have cancelled their end of year fete. And I'm still not used to British weather standards.

Currently trying to work in front of this ravenous bird banquet experience

You can tell Star Wars is Sci Fi because when Kylo Ren removes his helmet his hair immediately regains impeccable volume.

13 years of trying not to get sucked into outraged conversations. #MyTwitterAnniversary