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an astonishing example of the cycle of simulacra for anyone who knows the etymology of "cuckold"
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A reminder to all the kids out there that 10% of your candy goes to the Church.
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One working hypothesis I’ve had for a while is that some portion of conservatives explicitly think of themselves as being “villains”- that is to say, like Theistic Satanists, or Disney adults who dress up like Ursula and shit and it gives them a dopey little thrill to be “bad”.
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protestant: everyone's going to hell except for me
Orthodox: everyone's going to heaven except for me
catholic: everyone's going to hell
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Just made four teens bend the knee and say trick or treat. I’m not 37 wearing a full crocodile costume for you to just stand there and mean mug me. I literally have all night pal.
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Anakin becomes so invested in advancing the political agenda of a weird old grandpa that he loses his wife and becomes estranged from his children. So yes, very good allegory for young right-wing men
The prequels, at the end of the day, are about a young man trying to claim what is rightfully his. And he’s treated with suspicion, contempt, or even outright hatred because of it.
He wants skill, power, influence, order, hierarchy etc. and isn’t afraid to tell people that. He kills the guilt that he used to feel for wanting what he should have.
It’s remarkable how relatable all of this actually is for many young men. Made to feel guilt for who or what they are. Denied what is rightfully theirs by birth. Villainized by a weak, corrupted, aging Republic that has long outlived its usefulness.
Fortunately, everyone seems to be on the same page on this. We’re going to reclaim what is ours.
Angel River retweeted
People are so cruel to mature trick or treaters. Like I don’t deserve no candy cuz I’m 30 years old? Like no candy at all?
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Wanna give a shout out to the parenting in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. One kid freezes in a pumpkin patch til 4am until his slightly older sister wakes up and goes outside at 4am to get him
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If three kids in your son’s class dress as Spider-Man, you are legally required to take this photo.
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“...voi tutti infatti siete figli della luce e figli del giorno; noi non siamo della notte, né delle tenebre„
1 Tess 5,5
Buona vigilia di Ognissanti
Angel River retweeted
missed the ice cream truck today because i was too proud to run. and for what. what honor did that bring me
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Angel River retweeted
just spoke to an insider. nothing will ever be the same again. a whole new heaven and earth. first will be last. blessings on the poor, woes on the rich. the meek inheriting the earth. that type of shit. it’s literally over for some of you
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It’s just crazy how literally nothing can break the perception that republicans are fiscally conservative. It does not matter that republicans have exploded the debt and deficit every time for the last 50 years, people still insist they’re fiscally conservative









































