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swag punch a bitch

@bitchlibido

you know ben affleck predicted this right

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Joined May 2020
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bartender i rlly did it this time
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Mir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Dean Merritt@dmerritt9991Oct 26
Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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feel afraid friday
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lungs@pleadedguiltSep 26
most people would rock back and forth in catatonic agony if they felt what i felt for 1 minute
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would you tip me? I'd tip me
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I'd tip me hard
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Stoney (Yung Man)@montellchillemsSep 25
Everyone has a moment they become a man. Mine was when Nate Dogg hit his verse in “shake that ass for me”
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Sep 25
ok for this next exercise you're going to want to activate every single muscle in your body and explode into a pink mist
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 2161
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bartender phenotype
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they're making me face the consequences of my own actions at work today
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they're training me to bartend and every time my beers have more than 2 inches of foam they spank me and lock me in the walk-in for 5 minutes
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they said if i mess up one more margarita they're gonna break a bottle over my head
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omg random hit tweet but follow me if u like movies, shitposts, and pretty girls
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pretty emotionally unavailable girls*
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being a server is so fun im drinking on the clock as much as Don Draper
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record shop haul
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Alex Colville - Pacific.
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go home GI your girlfriend is with Jody at the hibachi grill in Des Moines they’re driving your hellcat GI he ate your kid’s fruit snacks GI
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