@bitchscratch

she/her | 24 | you wouldn’t even understand if i TOLD you | jk, i’m sorry, are you mad at me?

Joined July 2022
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district manager knocking the bathroom door to check on me while i’m having Period Bathroom time
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ollie@bageloffice11h
i hate when men wear really tight pants and then put a bunch of shit in their pockets. you look ridiculous
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#NewProfilePic hash tag new profile pic
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the shower took ME
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bald ann dowd@ali_sivi15h
if it's meant to be then it will be i forgive it all as it comes back to me
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single, broke, and everyone is mad at me
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homophobic bitchhhh from my high school experiencing a teen pregnancy at 24
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maria@aqvilegiasOct 24
ethel cain pissing off filmtwt and then being announced as a collaborator on werwulf (2026) the next day. you can't cancel culture!
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My pussy trash and my feet ugly leave me alone
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Sensação de dar um fora em todo mundo q quer ficar com vc
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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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乂@forthedamnhoesOct 23
next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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Mr. Bubble@MrBubbleGOOct 24
but Settings app we're both boys
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dino@bigballsdinoOct 24
autism be damned I can sure do dishes. floors wet. I'm wet. ceilings wet. but fuck if those dishes aren't CLEAN
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bobby
@bobbylikesbeersOct 24
white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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i have no respect for people who don’t vote. yes it does make me a better person. that’s why we do it. “it doesn’t change anything.” yeah and you’re just gonna let it happen? you’re gonna let nothing change? absolute cucks all of them
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Was in Denver last week and forgot how much the dog culture there overwhelms me. Your dog doesn’t need to be in this bar and I’d go as far to assume your dog doesn’t want to be in this bar. Leave him at home
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amber@vvaporesqueOct 22
popcorn in the michael wave
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does anyone have any beginner-friendly ideas for going outside
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2 am bowl of fruit
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