@bitethehan

everything is romantic!

 brooklyn
Joined October 2012
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han@bitethehanJan 6
i love her little TNR ear tip. i would die for you, pigeon
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,@w0a0i0fOct 26
i have never once felt like that compilation of carrie bradshaw at big’s door with mcdonald’s and a top hat or whatever, but i have definitely felt like this
eric@powerswitchhhOct 18
amanda seyfried portraying holmes like this and then asserting that she did nothing wrong is so tea
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Tomorrow night... 🎨: @dhwanisaraiya_
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Used to do script coverage and it’s such an odd gig with little guidance besides the interns who came before you… and reading a script is so different than a book it’s so hard to teach that skill
GQ Magazine
@GQMagazineOct 23
#YouCanSeeEverything director Lance Oppenheim tells GQ he passed on a script for 'Uncut Gems' while he was an intern at A24: "I hate to admit this because I worked with Josh [Safdie] and Ronnie [Bronstein] and Benny [Safdie] and I love them to death. [But] I was 18 and a dumb kid and I read a version of Uncut Gems. I think it was circa 2013. I remember reading it and being like, 'Man, I really like this, but I'm so confused.' I put 'Consider' instead of 'Highly Recommend,' and I feel guilty about it to this day." gq.visitlink.me/4Rw1A6

What’s It Like to Shack Up With Elizabeth Holmes? Just Ask Lance Oppenheim

The 30-year-old director of Primetime and You Can See Everything gets candid about the odd trio that defined the last few years of his life: Nathan Fielder, Robert Pattinson, and Elizabeth Holmes.

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these are all from different days. i love my neighbor
alex 🕊️ 🦖@dove_of_babylonOct 22
It sounds crazy but once you start noticing all the birds around you you start spotting the regulars. Like there's a good chance that bird isn't "just a random bird" but has lived in that general vicinity for years.
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happy NBA season
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have the eagles considered another holiday blow-up for the locker room? maybe a positivity pumpkin?
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Comedy equivalent of “we used to watch gods play quarterback”
acey ❀@lizzbeaanApr 7
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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jamie@foodjarsOct 17
Mocha soaked chocolate cake, whipped espresso dark chocolate ganache, cherry-strawberry jam, salty espresso swiss meringue buttercream <333
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found these inside of a book in bed-stuy – if this is you and you’ve been looking for these, or you know this person lmk!!!
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it looks like john wilson is directing the documentary for harry styles’ msg residency…
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best friend from high school who told my mom i shoplifted when we got in a fight just tried to add me on linkedin
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go birds
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since when does every movie trailer use letterboxd reviews for their quotes… have you no shame
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i like the girls that do drugs girls with cigarettes in the back of the club
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Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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i've been asking myself the same question
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someone needs to do something about the AI songs they play in food bazaar
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i’m already in the store you don’t need to play a made-up song about how awesome the store is
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