He/him, writing code with plenty of comments.

Seattle, Washington
Joined August 2012
I am proud to see my state's government stepping up to provide emergency updates ... (checks notes) .. explaining current Twitter functionality. 😆😀
Well, that didn't last long. As our "official" designation vanishes and our @Twitter blue check mark is probably next to go, a quick note on best ways to confirm the identity of government Twitter accounts around you.
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my brain is so cooked that on first read i thought this was talking about having a git merge conflict
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I mean...
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May the 404's not be with you
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senior engineers reviewing a 1 line code change
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Every. Single. New. Google. Product.
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Good DevEx is about: ✨ Boosting flow state ✨ Reducing cognitive state ✨ Improving feedback loops Love the data and research shared in this post! github.blog/2024-01-23-good-…
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NOT QUITE BREAKING NEWS: Venus has a (not quite) moon.
Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.
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Very proud of the @CloudBees Pipeline Explorer our team has been creating in the last months for our customers. Game changing to troubleshoot #Jenkins Pipelines, and more features to come! 8 minutes demo youtube.com/watch?v=OMXm6eYd… thanks to @DarinPope #jenkinsci
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Just another day in the life of an open source maintainer. This is frankly the tame end of the spectrum...
No, it was not a joke. "Our paying customers need X, when will you fix it?" may not be the best way to introduce yourself to an open source project. #TodayInOpenSource
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Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday? Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights We burn a Tesla in remembrance
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The various agencies of Washington State are providing life-saving information to residents endangered by the Twitter wildfire.
Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.
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"Did you get that thing done I asked you for?"
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Be careful with legacy code :)
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"can you hop onto a quick Zoom, it'd be easier to walk you through it"
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whiteboard interviews test for exactly how good you are at prepping for whiteboard interviews
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I say "I'm not a build engineer any more!", but any time build tooling causes me issues, CI isn't fast enough for me, or flaky tests make me re-run repeatedly, bam, the Real Me comes back out to play.
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TL;DR: my career in early 2010s
Me, early stages of DevOps. 👀
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I just installed Windows 11 and the first thing it does is force my taskbar to the bottom of the screen when I had it on the right side in Windows 10. Never have I been so quickly disappointed in a new version of Windows (and I remember Windows ME).
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Oh, and I see "Widgets" are front and center again. (┛ಠ_ಠ)┛彡┻━┻
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