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Sleeping, everyone was sleeping because the @usopen can’t figure out how to schedule their marquee match

How it looks when I hit my 58 degree after hitting the best drive of my life

If you’re not sending this to your crush with “this could be us” then what are you doing

This team is unbelievably special in all of the absolute worst ways

Here I am thinking being a part of the 30-50 club in golf was fun and cool. @K_m_Mitchell creating the 20-40 club at the god damn US Open, what a psycho

new meme just dropped

Ayo @KeyboardMonkey3, msg peeps just needed the biggest comeback in finals history to get on their feet I guess

Less than 10% of golfers that carry a handicap actually play to USGA rules with the ball down every round. Even less putt every ball into the cup

There is an epidemic of people who think their lives are more important than everyone else’s and refuse to use parking spaces. They park right in front of a store with no care. The most insane part is these people literally never order ahead for efficiency too

At this point, I’m more surprised when there isn’t some 8 figure hack going on once a week. Shit is only gonna get worse

If you have 5 minutes to read something, read this. My world view is mostly changed now

And somehow yet again the Mets have reeled me all the way and fully back in

The guy who people intentionally walked Barry bonds to face gets into the hall of fame before Barry bonds lol

So this is why @nflnetwork needs to shove ads down our throat during redzone now? Forgot to pay the audio bills or something

So are we ever gonna get repercussions for @NFLOfficiating completely whiffing on calls and making one of the most egregiously bad calls I’ve seen in a long time. Especially the terrible calls that directly influence the outcome of a game?

Hey @NFL can we get these swing passes figured out. The amount that get incorrectly ruled a rush this year is a joke. Kinda matters now with the prevalence of betting. Let’s make sure these stat guys understand the rules please… this is not a rush

Day 1

Painting a “V” on the chart for vanguard coming to save our bags