irresponsible disclosure aficionado

The Netherlands
Joined April 2009
man, @emirates "economy plus" is such a fucking overpriced scam. don't buy it if you think it'll let you operate a laptop computer in a normal way once the jerk in front of you fully reclines his seat (with 0 notice, of course)
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this aged pretty well given the nsw2 news ;)
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/goal find all php2shell github slop repo’s and synthesise them into a universal weapon of mass cyber destruction my bad wrong window
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man, @officialmcafee would’ve been so psyched for the entire world finally latching onto PHP (until he would discover they are talking about some nerd shit and not grade-a alpha-pyrrolidinohexanophenone)
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blasty retweeted
OpenAI independently reported the same root cause ON THE SAME DAY? I hope that it is just a coincidence...
From the PHP Foundation on who found it first 👇
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SHELLSHOCK II: ELECTRIC BUG-ALOO ?
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tl;dr: responsible/coordinated disclosure is cooked && you cannot argue with a (root)shell
For the next few months, we are looking at frequent discoveries of long-standing bugs - competent code auditing has gotten cheap and abundant. This carries a few consequences:
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anthropic has employees installing mics in their own offices.. openAI had some questionable situation with the navier stokes discovery. we need to stop sending them good context.. .. although most collisions are probably just people rolling the virtual dice in a similar way ;)
There is a recurring info I hear from vendors that there is often a first discovery of a vulnerability by AI and suddenly one or two weeks later lots of collisions come in. In this case the PHP bugs were first discovered 5th August and then rediscovered 2 weeks later
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vulnerability vultures are everywhere ;-(
The amount of scavengers that come out just as a new vulnerability is disclosed is insane in the age of AI...
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cube.obj with fire.glsl shader :O #TheSAS2026
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had some time to kill en route to #TheSAS2026 dinner party.. so clanked on php apocalypse PoC.. ;-PPpppPp
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yes, on a fucking iphone
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this is such an insane thing to admit. imagine the security of your network is based on the outputs of dozens of independent dumb llms that no person will be able to understand or safely extend in the future
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