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All these noise about church, tithe and offering yet una no dey put pass 1k for offering 😂😂😂 Abeg rest
Use that offering money play that 1000 odds today remember you can be lucky 🍀
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I’m not broke, I’m just figuring out how to transfer the money in my head into my bank account. 😒
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When you run out of money, the first place you feel it is at home. Suddenly, everyone is asking if you’ve washed the dishes. 😂💔
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Money can buy almost everything, but never yesterday.
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Woman wey dey shout AJEH nah big red flag to me😂
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Don’t raise your children with fear. Teach them confidence, discipline and courage. Too much strictness can limit what they’re capable of becoming.
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Oh shit, so even a legend like me is going to die someday? 😭
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Grounded in reality. Positive in mindset. Consistent in action. Covered in prayer. That’s the daily formula.💪🏿
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I will be back tomorrow. I had a few issues I needed to resolve offline, but thankfully, everything is now settled.
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11th month for 11th hour miracle There’s nothing too difficult for God to handle
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My bank account is not empty, it's just practising social distancing from money.
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My bank account is not empty, it's just practising social distancing from money.
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If you are going through a life threatening challenge or you're in a difficult phase of your life, pray with psalm 56 holding salt in your Palm, after bath with it and go to sleep, repeat it for 3 days and I await your open heaven. Do it with faith o! HAPPY NEW MONTH LOVELIES❤️
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Trying to turn a lion into a house pet can cost you your life. (This is not about lions)
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Take responsibility for your failures and learn from them rather than blaming others. Happy new month
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NO BAD DAYS IN NOVEMBER 🙏
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Good morning family ❤️ What time did you sleep?
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Adou wtf man hurry up
Lakers rookie Cameron Carr is cleared to play Sunday. Williams remains questionable; Thiero is out.
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Your heart is still beating for a reason, your purpose is not done.👌 Happy new month guys ❤️
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Man, it was a really sunny afternoon. .
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