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"he can't have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms"
patient: i can't wait to go home and play kovaaks
house:
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THIS CASE KEENUM SONG MAY BE THE GREATEST SONG EVER MADE.
“Case Keenum just beat the Birds, might have to trade Jalen Hurts.”
“Playoffs, they’re not goin’. Eagles pack, that’s what we smokin’.”
“He’s almost 40, and he just beat Philly.”
LEGENDARY 💀💀
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When IGLing, I think of teammates as little cartoon henchmen. Give a command and they’re like “got it boss” and then fuck it up immediately in the most hilarious way
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Everyone loves to talk about their big hit “I’m being cucked and don’t like it” but not enough talk is had about their other big hit “homie the streets is saying your bf is trans, you’re a chaser and everyone knows it” (somebody told me)


























