I’m a devastatingly handsome, charming and charismatic young stud.

London
Joined September 2011
Having a great time watching @GaryDelaney. Only half way through and might have ruptured something I’m laughing so hard.
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When David Atinbrough has sex, I think it only fair that wild animals should get to watch and narrate it.
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Think it makes a nice change tat it wasn’t one of our players swig red!
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Roll up! Roll up! Listen to me prattle on likes right twonk about all things Chelsea. I’ve even solved our striking problems indicating a coaching methodology for Rosenior to implement that will GUARANTEE success!
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Have a spare single for Leeds on Tuesday. WL, halfway line. Face value £67. Must have membership. DM if interested, RT’s appreciated. @CFC1905_tickets @ChelseaSpares1 @sparesCFC @FaceValueCFC @CFC_FV_Tickets @cfcspare @CFCTickets4Sale @Chelseasparetix @Chelsea_spares
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The guy sorting the flag today spent too much time down the pub pre match…. 😂😂
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On the rough side of the tracks today
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Bit churlish to complain about a 2-0 win but other than small pockets of tidy play we dropped to Everton’s workmen like standard for a very boring game. #enzoout
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Have a spare single for Everton on Saturday. WL, halfway line. Face value £67. Must have membership. DM if interested, RT’s appreciated. @CFC1905_tickets @ChelseaSpares1 @sparesCFC @FaceValueCFC @CFC_FV_Tickets @cfcspare @CFCTickets4Sale @Chelseasparetix @Chelsea_spares
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Sorry about prev deleted post. I copy and pasted an old post and forgot to amend it from a a pair to a single. Hope not caused any confusion.
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Btw, absolutely loved the King of Clubs banner tonight.
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I see some Barter apologies trying to say the red card changed the game. What utter bollocks. We’d already scored one and had two chalked off and were utterly dominant and in control. The red card just made it that much more easy.
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