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$MNGOSTR seeds today on Algorand.
Not another βutility laterβ memecoin.
A self-feeding AMM that taxes its own flow, sweeps M.N.G.O NFT off the floor @yieldling , relists them at 1.2x, recycles exits back into the system and burns supply.
Contracts already live.
Hereβs the machine π§΅
$MNGOSTR bought its first NFT 6 hours after launch.
M.N.G.O #26 β 598 ALGO, paid entirely out of trading fees. Nobody pressed a button, the contract did it.
It's already up at 717.60 ALGO (1.2Γ). When it sells, every ALGO goes back into the pool and burns supply.
That's the machine, running.
mngostrat.netlify.app
$MNGOSTR is live on Algorand.
An AMM that taxes its own trades to buy M.N.G.O NFTs off the floor,relists them at 1.2x, and pushes the proceeds back into the pool.
Seeded with 1,000 ALGO + 975,000,000 $MNGOSTR. Supply fixed at 1B, token now immutable β nobody can mint, freeze or claw back.
Opening fee is 99%, decaying to 10% over ~6 days. Don't rush, but don't be too late.
mngostrat.netlify.app
Floor on downbad is 95 A - you can get this fellow on goosestrat.netlify.app/ for 66 A
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Last month I decided the world needed a central bank run by a dog.
Yesterday I launched it.
Meet Monty: Chairdog of the Federal Treat Reserve, and the reason I've spent my evenings writing fake FOMC statements.
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What this is: a character, a vocabulary, and a joke that renews itself every time a central bank opens its mouth.
What it isn't: a promise. I make no predictions. It may go to zero, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.







