I'm Dave. Blue Skies is my band. I founded @SitC, @STRecords and Free Focus mgmt for a laugh. Views are correct. He/him.

Derby, UK
Joined September 2008
Here is the last video from the George Tavern session, and the last on the Lost Stories EP. :) youtube.com/watch?v=eZiew9IP…
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I want someone who writes plant care instructions to look me in the eye and tell me what ‘bright, indirect sunlight’ is supposed to mean.
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People on Facebook marketplace are insanely slow at replying considering they’re trying to sell you something.
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As always, it's a good day to not be a Tory. #LocalElection2023
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How many people just died of a heart attack?
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Does anyone remember being warm?
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My kingdom for a subtitles track that only has the foreign parts.
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I’ve been laughing at this for several minutes, and I don’t think I will ever stop.
Probably my favourite clip of British TV ever. A man who can jump on eggs without breaking them…
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#Eng played well, and this team is going places. No shame going out to the world champions, just a shame we didn’t get to have a proper game without this utterly useless cunt of a referee. #WorldCup2022
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All in for Morocco now! 🇲🇦
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What did Saka do to this ref? #ENGFRA
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Let’s be honest, France absolutely batter us in terms of national anthems. #ENGFRA #WorldCup2022
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Every time I log in to @Twitter now the first tweet is some right wing arsehole I don't follow, slagging off striking workers or sucking off @elonmusk.
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Christ this is dull, and I’m drunk. #ENGUSA
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This is the celebration I wanna see for @England goals during the #FIFAWorldCup
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If twitter implodes you can also find me posting approximately once a year on instagram.com/blueskies__
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I thought I’d be much older before I could write entire concepts off after reading one sentence about them, but I just can’t with Mastodon.
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Without doubt the Trumpiest statement I have ever read that was not from the orange one himself. Also just for the record: Hahahaha! Also particularly for the MPs he conned into publicly backing him: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Boris Johnson statement 👇
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Another unelected Tory PM incoming! #LiztrussResign
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Currently dealing with someone for work who I have emailed about 5 times, he has never replied, but instead calls me on the actual telephone every time to respond with at most a one-sentence answer. It’s difficult to believe we are the same species.
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blue skies retweeted
One of the most sensible takes on ‘cancel culture’ I’ve seen. Sensible, honest, smart. I’m posting the video directly as Times Radio tweeted it with a clickbait and somewhat misleading headline that unintentionally confirmed his point. More of this please.
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