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Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2008
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He’s just really sad this game isn’t on National TV
Tyrese Haliburton got emotional in his postgame interview after coming back from his Achilles injury
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For the record / @jmeyre1998
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Quinten POTS
Golden State has started exploring trade routes for Kristaps Porzingis, who is now seriously contemplating his future in basketball as he deals with recurring symptoms from the autoimmune condition termed as POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome), sources tell ESPN.
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To all the haters who say Hollywood doesn’t like new ideas… tell me how rebooting Coach with TY BURRELL ISNT A BRAND NEW IDEA??
A reboot of the hit 1990s sitcom “Coach” is in the works at NBC, with “Modern Family” star Ty Burrell set to executive produce and potentially star. The logline reads: “A legendary coach returns home to Minnesota to rebuild his alma mater’s basketball program and reconnect with his community.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/nbc…
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im gonna watch every game this season like this.
We simulated today's NBA opener, Celtics @ Pistons, 5,000 times 🏀 Every possession is built from real 2025-26 play-by-play: where each player shoots from, how often he makes it, who he passes to, and who's guarding him. Here's the most typical game 👇
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Best NBA season ever, so far!
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NBA Over/Under Draft is tonight! Hit me with your best tips. Ideally UNDERS. #Buckets is #Back
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…they used to show your tweets to your followers on this app…
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This and Lisa the Vegetarian are my favorite two episodes.
39 years ago today, Homer Simpson offered his children “frosty chocolate milkshakes” for the first time. #TheSimpsons short “Football” premiered October 18, 1987 on “The Tracey Ullman Show” on Fox.
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Wow, just saw this tonight. Do yourself a favor and read A LOT about it before watching. Research the movie and know how it ends and begins. Do NOT go in blind. Know the plot and ideally view the film beforehand. Arrive having had. Just... Trust me.
You Can See Everything has debuted with a 4.7 rating and is now the highest rated feature film on Letterboxd.
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If you haven’t seen it yet… it’s frankly too late. You know too much. You COULD still see SOMETHING. Unfortunately IT will not be IT, if that makes sense?
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Wow, just watched our new sketch on YouTube and... Just go watch it. Don't read anything about it. Go in blind and just... I can't say anything more, I don't wanna give anything away.
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Ugh, the NBA has RUINED gambling!
The NBA and prominent sportsbooks have agreed to ban multiple types of bets, per me and @DavidPurdum, such as: - Parlay bets involving the under on the same player's statistics - "First of" market; examples: winner of opening tip, an individual's specific shot, rebound, assist, steal - Under bets on players expected to play less than 12 minutes a game
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It was down to me and Pat…
Pat McAfee will voice Rat McAfee in Disney's new animated film ‘HEXED’.
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They should count this game as a win for both the Bills and the Rams. To make up for it, mathematically, the Giants and Commanders would both get a loss for their tie.
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Timing the Eagles losing market is impossible but what’s more important is time IN the Eagles losing market.
The Philadelphia Eagles have blown a >97% win probability in back-to-back games
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You WANT me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall.
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