bobby devito

At some point in your travels, you will be asked by locals to sit down and share a beverage. It’s very important that you do so. ❤️

Busy fondling Jade today. 😍 These bracelets are on the affordable end of the spectrum, but I beheld a beautiful Jade “bi” disc pedant today that was a cool $18,000. Like mama said, “champagne taste with a beer budget”.

Me in the 90s 🤣

Be me, walking home from dinner Sexy woman on scooter approaches: “hey sexy man, you want BOOM BOOM?” Me: “yes, I want boom boom. The kind of thermonuclear reaction of two people who desire each other so much there is exponential BOOM and…” Sexy woman: rides away confused 🤣

Always a good time for this classic

Can a white boy get a little reiki action?

The sun always shines on TV

This is Blue Belle as a kitten. We had to use different colored rubber bands to tell them apart 🤣

Not sure which breed this is, but I think you’re not supposed to get them wet 🤣

Every woman I’ve ever dated loved my dad. Many of them liked him more than they liked me 😆 Man knows how to rock a tweed sport coat 🧥

I believe I have discovered @kteltowers personal philosophy 🥐