Bobby Hackman

I’m Bobby Hackman and I know what you’re thinking, BOBBY... when will you be making a comeback on to the big comedy stages. Well, it’s 4th of March of course. For my old manager @PeterBazely

So proud of my son

Rumours going around that Steve Guttenberg is gay, he says he’s not but I know for a fact that he’s been in Sharknado 3

Rumours going around that Ted Danson is gay, he says he’s not but I know for a fact that he’s been in 3 men AND a little lady

Rumours going around that Tom Selleck is gay, he says he’s not but I know for a fact that he’s been in 3 men AND a baby

They should add tampon tax to essential men's items like yorkie bars, rape masks and remote controls. #Equality #everydaysexism

Something about bags costing 5p

I'm Bobby Hackman and I know what you're thinking BOBBY What's the best way to grab a pussy? By the scruff of its neck like it's mother.

Look what's coming back to TV @TheCrystalMaze They're currently looking for anyone with bad 90's hairstyles and moustaches to take part.

My friend is doing really well with healing and channeling energy. She's reiking it in.

I'm Bobby Hackman and I know what you're thinking, BOBBY If a sex video was ever released of you, it would be less a video and more a gif.

If anyone's interested I have the phone number for the crystals it's 82111 8211

Why don't people in most EU countries give money to the homeless? BECAUSE ITS YOURO (euro) NOT THEIRO

It's never the audiences fault, it's not their fault they're stupid fucking idiots with no sense of humour who are wrong about everything.

Victor Meldrew actor Richard Wilson suffers heart attack I don't believe it. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-e…

What's the filthiest currency? The pound. Because it keeps going down after you pull out.

Dubai hotels? No i just book a room.

Sexually I like to be treated like a woman, that's why I've lowered my rent boy fees by 20%

Looks like I'm being dragged down to do a set tonight @JesterJesters come along and I'll tell what what you're thinking.