Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris

Detroit Lions. Super Bowl LXI champions.

Trying to do no shave November and I don’t even gotta 5 o’clock shadow yet

Be delusionally optimistic

Went out for one last night and ended up breaking into my boys house and pissing on their coffee table

Breaking: Long time Tin Can bouncer (has one of my fakes) is on the move, now working at Mash, my sources say (me).

Congress? Like Congress the Band? Yea I love those guys too but why is everyone talking about them?

Just went to pound town on an international economics exam oh my goodness gracious someone please get an ambulance over to South Kedzie asap

Flip flops and shorts to class in November at a Big10 university

No no it’s great how it gets dark at 5pm and definitely doesn’t worsen the dread of how fast time is flying by

Told a chick I didn’t vote for Abdul El Sayed and William Lawrence and they just looked at me like this

I’m doing liquor drinks if that’s cool with everyone

The Indians at Dunkin are running that shit like the god damn Navy this morning and you just have to respect it

Weather forecast looks unreal

Currently using the indomitable human spirit to find a durag in East Lansing Michigan

Girl I’m talking to sent me her costume she wearing and she’s a joint. She’s just wearing a dress that says raw.

Little birdie told me I’m finding my wife this weekend