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wisteria lane
Joined December 2012
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we’re all overlooking the fact that somebody who is selling courses on ‘how to make a 6 figure online platform’ was begging to get her hair done for free
I dunno man. Natalee B this topic now seems a bit shady. But her hair did look great
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this was brilliant asf
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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.925@longlivekemi16h
never diminish your essence or dilute your authenticity to make yourself more palatable to others. you were never meant to contort yourself into something more digestible for the comfort of those around you.
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On my life there’s not a chance anyone in Ghana knows what he’s saying… they might thing he’s casting a spell
He’s too funny man🤣🤣
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The install does look free so there’s that
I dunno man. Natalee B this topic now seems a bit shady. But her hair did look great
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Closing tiktok and opening Twitter
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I feel bad for people that don’t watch the real housewives because they are missing out on good tv😭😭
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I saw a clip of him saying how grateful he is that #myshayla is now a term of endearment
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no one prepares you for how fast your younger siblings grow up, both beautiful and terrifying
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Facebook the funniest place on earth
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this damn storm in the uk bruh
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them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something
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the glee reboot will never be able to top this
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Anyone that genuinely wished for weather like this is a paedophile man I don’t even care anymore. If you prefer this to a heat wave you have to be some kind of nonce. Check all their hard drives
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when i get 20+ notifications and it’s just oomf liking 21 of my posts
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I hate bitches like caresha…now you don’t got no nigga so now you remember the friendship ? Yeah no!
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Offer him your tight hole then?
Replying to @realrxAFC
i’ve been helping a friend who’s more of a mentor to find a girlfriend, he makes 200k plus a year, a penthouse like apartment, insane amount of money saved and it’s just not enough . the way the girls act towards him is just wow it broke my heart
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