if i had to guess they probably hate this

why the womens clothes in bushwick so big

noah could have built the ark way faster if he had like 50 mexicans

going thrifting with my kind of ex girlfriend was promised to me 3000 years ago

at least i still have my virginity

told her to bring a bag and she brought ketamine but i really just meant overnight

patrons at the golden unicorn enjoying dinner while footage of US drone strikes against iran plays in the background chinatown, new york

the ketamine sex to the we should never talk again pipeline will kill you

only thing on my mind sex money drugs and a girl that im over

i take off the $5k jacket and im just a dude in $1k pants

i arrive at my tuesday night spot and they immediately serve me a michters old fashy and put the steak frites in

1st base: creampie 2nd base: first real fight 3rd base: watching her take her psych medication

im retarded im stupid im cool im punk rock im cute im abusive

embracing an autumnal vibe with an extra hot latte a book and a $5k coat

when you take off the $5k jacket who are you

being terminally online enough to tell which gen z slang terms come from 2010s incel forums vs which come from aave is the modern version of identifying which words are anglo-saxon or latinate because the translations of beowulf and the aeneid

she needs a boob job so shes with him for his job

only got to crack her once shes like a bottle

last night a lesbian couple approached me and said pick any girl here you can have her but it was 3am in bushwick so the only options were gremlins witches and creatures

hear me out fernet me not

i have a disease that makes me uber eats fernet