i am 26

Joined December 2020
uncle scary retweeted
who slimed on my bong
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My wallpaper has been exactly this for like the past 2 years probably i genuinely cant have anything else or it looks so fucking off
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you will live in your apartment furnished by temu, with your spouse you found on Instagram eating recipes you learnt on tiktok and be happy
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Double denim with my mom
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Cleanup on I'll 5
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I dont often seek out boot fetish videos but then they appear before me its always like the ugliest, Most Crisp, never worn boots and the person is just liek awkwardly stepping like is this really the standard ?
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It seems its only people who buy instagram reel ad boots who are making these videos. Maybe im just too picky about boots
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I have an idea
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None of my sickness prevention methods worked.
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uncle scary retweeted
More people are addicted to weed because true alcoholism takes incredible willpower
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This nyquil stuff is no joke.
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Waiiiit and my mommys favorite movie is from the same director .. #AMADEUS #LoveIsLove
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I want you all for myself
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Its pretty crazy that my parents used to smoke crack like allll the time until around when i moved out like was i that bad as a kid that you have to smoke crack cmon.
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uncle scary retweeted
mfs will call a burger anything
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u gon suck whatever soup i pull out this cauldron
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uncle scary retweeted
sit back and listen when an expert is speaking
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No one fucks with you because you’re always wearing those gay ass shoes
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