I want to auto replace every instance of "checkmark" with "chipmunk" whenever I read Twitter. I would be interested in a blue chipmunk in real life. Maybe even pay $9/month.
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Only Musk the genius could boldly transform Twitter from having long-term bankruptcy concerns to having immediate, catastrophic, apocalyptic bankruptcy concerns, while also boldly disrupting company culture by turning it into a simulation of the bowels of hell.
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Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.
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PADA Summer League Finals Highlights from today afternoon! What an insane game. @PADAorg
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Ah yes, the trip to Pats + Geno's -- a rite of passage for every tourist.
@LeeChatfield
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Have your own storms attorneys present and a transcript taken at this meeting. You could be subject to felony prosecution within the statute of limitations. That is: not your current cronies. 1/2
I 100% thought the whole press conference was fake.
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Maybe time to go home though because epidemic? 3k new cases per day in PA. (3 day moving average, 9k in 3 days)
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Baer said: Time to start a 3rd ultimate league! teapawt.org/sludgebrown/status/754…
Go Spinners! teapawt.org/Ulti_world/status/7545…
Headhunting legal? @theAUDL teapawt.org/livelaughlime/status/7…
We have a responsibility to not put other players in danger. @JaxCannons this is dirty and not an isolated incident