Spent all night in the hospital with my mom and need 15 cups of tea and a lobotomy before I head back
It’s funny when people think I’m AI or fake. If that were true, I would’ve made my tits gigantic and would be making a lot more money probably
Had a dream Austin Abrams and I were having an affair in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. He was engaged and I was changing my outfit 5 times
Remember when I said having sex can still be fun even if you don’t end up finishing and a bunch of people told me I was a terrible woman and nothing but a hole? That was weird
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when the sub sends regularly, is cute, completes tasks in a timely manner, and sees me as a whole person
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A sneak peek at what I have in store for my pages this month! Happy October! Let’s get weird🤤
Spent $200 shopping for the first time in forever and it felt so good. Would feel even better if I woke up to it reimbursed though😇
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“i’ll pay tribute but only if you answer all of my questions first and give me free attention”
Sometimes a girl has to grieve everything she’s ever lost and everything she will ever lose for a few minutes before bed





















