trust yourself ☥

Joined August 2023
Falling asleep feels too much like being awake
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*slaps your tongue* is this thing on?
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Zhou dynasty kush got me saying shit like "greetings"
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Lead that bitch up, scantron
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Hahaha that's so funny do you want to go toes to tip with me?
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Calling myself a writer so I stop getting so much pussy all the time
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On track to be the first magician ever to pull a rabbi out of a hat
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The sexual nerd pushes his glasses up with his tongue
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Boleslaus retweeted
your balls look so heavy let me hold them for you
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the good news is you’ve perfectly articulated how you feel. the bad news is it isn’t funny or interesting and has no artistic merit whatsoever
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Mom can you pick me up? Beautiful women are asking me for money
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"I really like you but I have to do what is necessary" what's the point of liking me then retard?
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Who up challenging they preconceptions
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Teaching a beautiful woman to suck dick anamnetically
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Im in a chastity cage of emotion right now
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Different Jesus, sorry
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And no one puts new cum into old jimmies, or else the new cum bursts the jimmies, the cum is spilt, and the durex are ruined
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My broccoli still lesnar
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Missionary so we can continue our game of cat's cradle
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Come on man you dont gotta pour pussy juice in the wound
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inside of you are two fingers
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