Banging my fist loudly on the defence table and shouting for justice since 1996. Absolutely certain sharks inhabit swimming pools.

The Ayrshire Riviera
Joined December 2012
πŸ“’ Hallmark Christmas Movie Klaxon πŸ“’ A Country Christmas Harmony due to start on C5. I'm anticipating a small town, estranged lovers and a duet of some sort in the finale. That's my afternoon sorted! – at Irvine, Scotland
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Unfortunate bit of redaction there... – at Irvine, Scotland
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On reflection, I'm all for Wes Streetings apocalypse provided the extensive disruption destroys my office printer... – at Irvine, Scotland
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Happy 1st birthday to my favourite child! #Picklethedog – at Irvine, Scotland
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Outstanding work. 10/10, no notes, chef's kiss. – at Irvine, Scotland
The music to this is outstanding πŸ˜‚πŸ€πŸ‘Œ
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I could get used to this aperativo culture... – at Ronchi dei Legionari, Friuli-Venezia Giulia
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View from Venezia St Lucia station. I mean, it's not Asda and the 'Spoons you can see from Irvine station, but it's not bad...
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🎢 Caledonia is calling me...🎢 – at Gorizia, Friuli-Venezia Giulia
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So far in October I have alternated one week at work with one week in Italy. I feel this is very much the way forward. – at Monfalcone, Friuli-Venezia Giulia
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Been shopping....
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A glimpse of the pressure on Scotland’s High Courts. Full Committal on 9 May 2026 - Trial 19 January 2028 - 620 days (extending the 140 day custody time limit by 480 days)
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In 30 years doing this job, thought I'd seen everything. Client just got a jury citation to sit on the jury for his own trial... – at Dublin City, Ireland
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My car when I got to the office this morning. Guess that explains the crappy day.... – at Irvine, Scotland
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This is 2nd class on an Italian train. Tickets for a 30 minute journey cost €3.... – at DoberdΓ² del Lago, Friuli-Venezia Giulia
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In Italy with daughter #1 as she starts her year abroad. Currently getting to know the local area...
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Woman on The Chase just took the low offer of -Β£7k and I've never been more in favour of the death penalty in my entire life... – at Irvine, Scotland
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They say troubles come in threes. Yesterday #Dolly died and @CelticFC surrendered a 4 goal lead to crash out the #champions league. I can only assume the Guinness brewery is about to be struck by a meteorite... – at Irvine, Scotland
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This is the kind of Google news I am here for. – at Irvine, Scotland
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