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Bryan Stoeffler

@bryanalan
Joined September 2008
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I stoped watching wrestling when evolution became a thing, I started watching again when I found out about @TrueKofi and @CMPunk. Can’t wait to see what’s next for the #NewDay
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Truly just vile fucking scum
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 (@JoshEakle) profile pictureJoshua Reed Eakle 🗽
@JoshEakleJan 8
This is how ICE agents responded after watching a mother of three bleed out in her car after they shot her multiple times in the head.
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Ryan Shead
@RyanShead1 Jul 2025
The first American Concentration Camp, dubbed Alligator Alcatraz, is almost ready. Wake up America, this is really happening.
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I needs it
MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline) profile pictureMLB Pipeline
@MLBPipeline3 Jun 2025
Baseball's top power-hitting prospect, Jac Caglianone, is set to make his MLB debut for the @Royals tonight, so we're giving away his autographed jersey! Follow, repost and reply for your chance to win.
Photo of the back of a signed white and blue Jac Caglianone jersey, with the autograph on the 4

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Photo of Jac Caglianone signing his jersey on the field

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I felt the annoyance in @JakeEisenberg_ call way way too much on that walk off…
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MLB
@MLB16 May 2025
George Brett was born OTD in 1953. Repost and reply for a chance to win this Topps Diamond Icons Relic card.
2021 Topps Diamond Icons Relic Card George Brett, Kansas City Royals 08/10

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MLB Network
@MLBNetwork16 Apr 2025
LIKE AND REPOST for a chance to win this autographed baseball from @Royals first baseman Vinnie Pasquantino! Rules: atmlb.com/34ePZnW | NoPurNec, US/18+, Ends 4/21
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B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) profile picture
B.W. Carlin
@BaileyCarlin28 Feb 2025
Wow I can’t believe Donald Trump, who sucked ass at being president for four years, is sucking ass at being president again
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Never in that game, eagles fans can gfy. Saquon is cool though, happy for him as a sports fan
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nick wright
@getnickwright27 Jan 2025
NEVER A DOUBT. 5 SUPER BOWLS IN 6 YEARS. GREATEST 3 YEAR RUN EVER, SECURED. ONE WIN FROM BEING THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT.
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Hayden Winks
@HaydenWinks27 Jan 2025
im starting to think some of the chiefs penalties thing is that they are disciplined and the losing teams get frustrated
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There’s simply no fucking way in hell that 77 million people voted for this shit
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar7 Jan 2025
Trump: "It's called rain. It comes down from heaven. And they want to do no water comes out of the shower. It goes drip drip drip ... you can have all the water you want. It makes no difference."
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Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders6 Nov 2024
It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
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Mike Wise
@MikeWiseguy6 Nov 2024
It's not just that Trump won. It's that Joe Rogan, Dana White and Brett Favre won. Jailed insurrectionists won. The Alitos and the Thomases won. Vladimir Putin won. Racism won. Misogyny won. Sexism won. Global warming won. Xenophobia won. Most of all: Fear Won. That's what hurts.
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talismancaps.com/products/gu… @Drew_wolf816
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Kansas City Royals
@Royals28 Sep 2024
The Boys are playin' some October ball!
A graphic with photos of Cole Ragans, Bobby Witt Jr., Salvador Perez, Seth Lugo, Tommy Pham, Dairon Blanco, Kyle Isbel, Hunter Renfroe, Alec Marsh, Freddy Fermin, Brady Singer, Vinnie Pasquantino, Michael Lorenzen, Kris Bubic, Paul DeJong, Michael Massey, MJ Melendez, Michael Wacha, and Maikel Garcia set against a royal blue background with an image of Kauffman Stadium. Text on the graphic reads, “October Bound” above an MLB 2024 Kansas City Royals Postseason logo.

ALT A graphic with photos of Cole Ragans, Bobby Witt Jr., Salvador Perez, Seth Lugo, Tommy Pham, Dairon Blanco, Kyle Isbel, Hunter Renfroe, Alec Marsh, Freddy Fermin, Brady Singer, Vinnie Pasquantino, Michael Lorenzen, Kris Bubic, Paul DeJong, Michael Massey, MJ Melendez, Michael Wacha, and Maikel Garcia set against a royal blue background with an image of Kauffman Stadium. Text on the graphic reads, “October Bound” above an MLB 2024 Kansas City Royals Postseason logo.

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XBOX
@XBOX17 Jul 2024
Make his finest asset yours Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌ Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B @Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.

ALT Image of a custom ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Xbox Series X console with two katanas attached to the backside and a Deadpool-themed covering, set in an industrial scene. Two Deadpool-themed controllers flank the console: one facing forward and the other backward, revealing a cushion shaped like Deadpool’s buttocks attached to it. The Xbox logo is visible in the bottom left, and the ‘Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine’ logo along with text reading “in theaters July 26” is in the bottom right corner. In the middle, there is text reading “© 2024 20th Century Studios ©&™ 2024 MARVEL” next to the Marvel logo.

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Rosco Malone@McCoy1613 Jul 2024
Where’s this energy and anger when there’s a school shooting?
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Third greatest day of my life, @JoseCanseco rules
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KIMMI CHEX@kimmichex14 Feb 2024
Gun laws in Missouri: No background checks for private sales. No permit required for concealed carry. No permit required for open carry. No license required for owners. No firearm registration. No assault weapon law. No magazine capacity restriction.
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