Love all these people trying to distill thousands of years of conflict into two word statements on their Instagram stories
If you are a mildly famous person who lives in LA you are friends with either Ashlee Simpson or Pete Wentz this is the way of the world
Every single tiny town in New Zealand has free public restrooms
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I went into a microbrewery to buy a bottle of beer and then they gave me an impromptu tasting of all their beers and now I just have a bottle of beer that I do not need to drink
Are there any Republicans in Florida who are actually smart enough to be mad about the Disney thing?
I can’t stop ending every conversation with “have a good one” it really kills the vibe please help me
There’s a portapotty company here called Wee Doo Loos and I think that might just be the best company name of all time

