Брйан Тэм

Map shows the quickest route along primary roadways to Washington D.C. from any point in the United States. Very pleasing visual if I might add... Source: buff.ly/3yPpmWS

The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.

This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it. Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns. Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be the same.

A security guard at a Russian holiday resort camp approaches a male two-humped Bactrian camel named Vasya (who had a reputation for being entirely peaceful and gentle, particularly around children), grabs his reins, and punches the camel in the face. The guard did not survive.

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.