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Scrolling the Gorilla Fuel Produce Guide: 58 fruits, veg and herbs. Search by food or nutrient, filter by type, tap any item for vitamins, minerals and what the research supports. Free: gorillafuel.ca/smoothies/pro…
$80. 5 days. 2 people. What do you eat?
The free Gorilla Fuel Budget Meal Planner builds your week of healthy, scored meals and one grocery list. This test plan: 10 meals for $79.99.
gorillafuel.ca/planner
#MealPrep #BudgetMeals
You scan your food to know what's actually good for you. Now pair it
with a real plan. Our fitness section connects goals, workouts, and
direction to the same honest approach — no guessing, no fluff.
Check it out. #GorillaFuel #FitnessGoals
The Great One's wine, and a personal favourite. Wayne Gretzky Estates
Baco Noir: 87 pts (WineAlign), 70/100 on Gorilla Fuel. Dry, 2.2g sugar,
143 cal/pour. Not every celebrity wine is a cash grab.
@WayneGretzky #GorillaFuel #OntarioWine
🤖 Made with AI
95 pts from the International Wine Challenge. 47/100 on Gorilla Fuel.
Inniskillin Cabernet Franc Icewine: award-winning, and also 27g sugar + 132 cal per 2oz pour. Both true. Know what's in the glass, not just what's on the label.
#GorillaFuel #OntarioWine
Long weekend snack run? We scanned 4 shelf staples with Gorilla Fuel. the score is just the score.
🔴 Doritos Nacho Cheese — 20/100
🟡 Tostitos Restaurant Style — 62/100
🔴 Coca-Cola — 23/100
🟢 Bubly Sparkling Water — 82/100
Scan first. gorillafuel.ca
gorillasports.ca was heavy on #Michael #Harris II today and he didn’t let us down.
2 hits ✅
5 total bases ✅
5 HRR ✅
One hit parlay Harris + Moreno✅
Stop trusting marketing—trust the data. 🦍
Gorilla Fuel lets you scan any beer, food, or supplement to get an instant, unbiased score.
No brand pays for placement. Just honest intel for your health.
Try it now: gorillafuel.ca
#GorillaFuel
Two additives. Both STRONG CONSENSUS.
Erythrosine → HIGH RISK. The FDA banned it from food in 2025. Hard pass.
Citric acid → LOW RISK. It's the sour in lemons. Flagged, zero deduction.
Strong evidence doesn't mean bad It means we're sure.
That distinction is the whole point
This was a Jell-O candy mix. 9/100.
15 nutrition. 1 additive. Nine flagged ingredients, five of them high-risk.
Scan anything at gorillafuel.ca
🦍 GORILLA LOCK — CJ Abrams
Our model has him at 83/100, STRONG tier, ELITE BvP matchup (.429 vs tonight's arm), and HOT (80% L5/L10).
Across the full season backtest, Abrams hit at:
🟢 HIT 96.7%
🟢 TB 73.3%
🟢 HRR 83.3%
(30 games tracked)
One of the best bats our engine read
Why we love him: strong historical edge vs this pitcher, solid contact profile, and the pitcher's advanced metrics scream regression risk.
The recipe stays in the vault 🔒 but the results don't lie.
Full board + every play gorillasports.ca #MLB #PlayerProps #GorillaSports