I am not proof the system works, I am the exception to the rule. If I was, success would be the norm.
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You ever wake up at 31 and realize you shoulda gone chasing pipeline at 18 instead of dragons?
Yeah me too…
I know they taste good but, don’t eat the melatonin gummies before work, don’t eat the melatonin gummies before work, DO NOT eat the melatonin gummies before work! On the other hand it wouldn’t be my worst idea 🤷♂️
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Most people don't know that the AR-15 is actually fifteen Assault Rifles glued together.
That's why it's so deadly.
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Michael Myers wanted by Georgia sheriff’s office on Friday the 13th kptv.com/2023/01/13/michael-…
And how did I find myself in the middle of a murder investigation? I shouldn’t have woke up early today…
How you going to text me 45 min after the pharmacies new closing time telling me my prescription is ready?
Sitting in the waiting room of the doctors office I hear the receptionist helping the person at the desk ‘looks like it will be a $45 copay’ and all I have to say is THANK GOD for collective bargaining!
‘I can tell when I woman is into me’ says the guy who just told me ‘I’m pretty sure she likes me’ by the waitress that literally just asked him ‘why are you so weird’
Dont buy the Christmas air max 90’s, don’t buy the Christmas air max 90’s, don’t buy the Christmas air max 90’s. Shut up StockX I’m supposed to be saving money, don’t tell me the price dropped that much.
Thanks liberty mutual, it wasn’t really important for me to get income verification or anything… I’m sure ‘it’s on your list of things to do’ and all but it can’t take that much effort to do.
