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New York, USA
Joined July 2018
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can't wait to make this in real life
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bro the agony tho like what about that?
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#crabcorerevival 🦀🎹🎸
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nothing last forever, stop holding onto spotify like it's a neccesity. if you support anything long enough then it likely will begin to rot before your very eyes.
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just woke up inside a deep underground military base. so far it's pretty dope ngl they got like the original reese's peanut butter cups down here that don't taste like sawdust and despair. dunkin even still sells donuts here surprisingly
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Why pay this guy $7,500 when you could buy the mac mini yourself and have chatgpt handle all those scary openclaw installs? now you've saved over $7000 and don't have to ever speak to a real human!
U can walk into any Apple Store today, buy a $599 Mac Mini, install a free open-source AI on it in 20 minutes, and resell it to a 60yo lawyer or doctor for $7,500 cash Sounds completely illegal the first time u hear it Here is why they happily write the check (and how to set it up): Go ask any divorce lawyer, plastic surgeon, CPA, or 60yo millionaire why they don't use ChatGPT to run their business They will all give u the exact same answer: "I'm not allowed to upload my clients' private tax returns, medical records, or legal contracts into someone else's cloud" If a lawyer leaks a client contract into a public AI model he can literally lose his license So instead he pays a human executive assistant $65,000 a year just to sit at a desk, read his emails, summarize his calls, and put appointments on his calendar Now look at what kids in LA, New York, and Miami are doing rn: Step 1: Walk into Apple and buy a base-model Mac Mini for $599 Step 2: Install OpenClaw (free on GitHub) + a local open-source model directly onto the hard drive so zero data ever leaves that physical silver box Step 3: Connect it to a private Telegram chat (@BotFather takes 2 minutes), hook up his Google Calendar + Gmail, and connect Fireflies to his Zoom Step 4: Drop a 1-page instruction file into the folder (called SOUL. md) w/ his exact writing style, his pricing, and his rules for how he likes his schedule run Now u walk into that lawyer's or doctor's office holding the silver box in ur hand and tell him: "This is a private AI Executive Assistant in a Box. It plugs into ur wall right here in ur office. Nothing ever touches the public cloud. U just send it a 10-second voice note on Telegram while ur driving to work and it answers ur emails, summarizes ur Zoom calls, drafts ur contracts, and books ur calendar 24/7. A human assistant costs u $65,000 every year. This box is $7,500 once and u own it forever" To u, it's a $599 Apple computer and 20 minutes of terminal commands To a 60yo partner at a law firm billing $800 an hour who hates paying $65k/yr for a lazy secretary, $7,500 is pocket change Sell 1 a week and u clear $27,000/mo in pure profit without writing a single line of code from scratch
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post's privacy claims are false: the described OpenClaw setup integrates Gmail, Google Calendar, Fireflies, and Telegram so data flows through public clouds, not zero contact or local-only. Base Mac mini starts at $899 from Apple, not $599. apple.com/mac-mini/ github.com/openclaw/openc… guide.fireflies.ai/articles/95965…
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is something technically considered "lost media" if i still get to vividly re-experience it during moments of lucid flashbacks?
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born too late to sell runescape gp for cash, born too early to sell my bodies radiant heat energy for protein credits
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art is not about quality, it's about wasting time. the more you capture peoples time, the more ads you can serve them. if consumers really like your work they may even pay some other guy money so they can see your work without ads.
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american fathers wake up and dream of decimating their property into a pile of green dust. no animal shall live in my lawn. no daisies shall bloom in my presence.
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ive met dudes straight lustful for lawnmowers i'm talkin envy greed wrath every sin fr
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if you got time and money invested in maintaining your lawn just wrap it up. tf you out here taking pride in grass for
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tony the tiger head ass out here talkin bout "look at my stripes"
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i can't wait for the light to deplete so i can move around the shadows in peace
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I want your skulls 🏴‍☠️🍂 shot by @byeproxyirl 🎃
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@yeat1_ LIL KRAZY OUT NOW Directed by me
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just ate my amazon basic dinner time for bed
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honestly the whole "you create your own reality" thing is kinda bs. i could always just throw a banana peel in your path of travel and send u spinning but then ur gonna blue shell me for revenge. this game is multiplayer never 4get it
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“Total Nocturnality” Saturday 📢🔪🧛🏻 #mywakingnightmare shot by @byeproxyirl
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is there a depop app but only for sellers who smoke cigs? and the cloths are sorted by brand scent like "american spirit must", "malboro og", "newport struggle", maybe even "black and mild essence of pain"
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