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Joined August 2013
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING STUPID NOW? EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE USE AI I FEEL LIKE THE PROTAGANIST IN A SAD SCI-FI MOVIE THAT ENDS WITH THE HERO BEING TURNED INTO TANK COMPUTER PARTS FOR THE "TECHNOBLOOD LIBERATION CONFLICT" IN THE MIDDLE-EAST NUKKKE ZONE
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Sorry for picking on you, Columbo famously never had a gun or used a gun and hated guns
hello everyone, its me, transbian columbo
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just found out from my doctor that after years of abusing my body with bad food and drugs, my cholesterol is perfect and my liver and kidneys are in outstanding health. i feel like i'm learning the wrong lessons here.
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Not only is this just factually wrong, Ashley Massaro was sexually assaulted on a U.S. military base during a WWE tour of Kuwait and he and other WWE officials convinced her to keep quiet so to not cause trouble with the military. Fuck you and fuck this revisionist history.
Vince McMahon might have been “evil” but Atleast the guy wouldnt have flew his wrestlers into a warzone. Fuck TKO.
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Vince McMahon sent wrestlers and staff to active war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan for multiple Tribute to the Troops events and launched WWE's Saudi partnership with Crown Jewel, including a 2019 show where wrestlers faced major travel delays. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Tribu… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Crown… wrestlezone.com/news/264601-vi… web.archive.org/web/2019110707… lastwordonsports.com/prowrestling/2…
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“if you REALLY wanna see the biggest problem with johto, play the game with arbitrary rules that go against the very artistic/thematic foundation of the game”
If you REALLY wanna see the biggest problem with Johto.... Go run a Nuzlocke without dupes clause.
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My favorite life hack is sleeping. I can’t spend money if I’m unconscious. I’m being financially responsible. Follow me for more budgeting tips.
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Wie soll man eigentlich 40 Jahre Arbeitsleben aushalten ohne sich umzubringen
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When will we admit as a society that smash burgers actually suck and go back to burgers with normal thickness that don’t taste like burnt charcoal?
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Seltzer and Friedberg's major contribution to comedy was the (totally deserved) critical invective they inspired. "Isn’t it massive consumer fraud to charge $10.50 for a barely hour-long movie? Perhaps, but it would’ve been unforgivable to make Meet the Spartans any longer than an hour. This was the worst movie I’ve ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a “movie” and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film. Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, the Zucker Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization’s decline under the weight of too many pop culture references..." -Josh Levin
I swear none of those parody movies like from the 2000s like Epic Movie, Vampires Suck etc even have jokes. A character will just be like “Omg it’s Lady Gaga!” and that’s the joke
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Before dying by suicide, say goodbye to your loved ones face-to-face. You'd be surprised how many will grab you and not let go. You'd be amazed by all the support and pure compassion you receive. Don't discount your loved ones. They care and need you more than you realize.
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Casual Pokemon memes were better when they were all from 2010s webcomics
Casual players have had the same 4 jokes for like 20 years - porn - porn but bunny - joker fucking pokemon - bidoof is god ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY
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dude thinks rent is going back to $900 lol
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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to be honest i understand people thinking war (and a future one is probably part of it) but if you all remember that tweet about climate change being a series of disaster videos that get closer and closer until they're of your streets? yeah that's about to start real bad
why the hell is every government starting to say this. ...are we in danger?
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I love when doctors say to "avoid stress" as if we can just unsubscribe from this shitty world
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constantly whiplashing between “what the hell, sure” and “i’ve got to get killed”
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found a true artist on reels
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I still think about Riddler's joyous little walk after he gave a kid $100 just for asking him a riddle
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my cock shoots out a flag that says BANG! on it when I reach climax
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