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Possibly the best intro ever

Still got it

Can I just live in this moment forever

You should listen to the album There’s A Whole World Out There by the band Arm’s Length. It’s a masterpiece.

Awake at 6:44AM thinking about Korean fried chicken

Right foot in the roses, left foot on a landmine

Game shows in the future: “We learned all of our phone data’s been recorded & stored, and we purchased the rights to yours. For $100, which one of you has the ugliest cum face?”

Arm’s Length is SO FUCKING GOOOOOOD.

Might have to start doing this again

Few things in life are more entertaining than subtlety bullying your girl into giving up her unnecessarily long softball coach shorts

Thank you Mini-Wheats I relate to your latest slogan and appreciate the awareness. There’s NOTHING mini about it.

You want to see me disappear? Well, so do I

My favourite band killed it as per usual

You were made to throw away

I just wanna go outside and yell at the sun