if you give me lucrative brand deal, i gain more social capital if i gain more social capital, i can better represent your brand if i better represent your brand, you can give me more lucrative brand deal flywheel

Did the people who designed converse just assume all their consumers cross their legs? Why is the logo on the inside of the shoe?

Gonna be a moat for Halloween so he can try to look for me harder

I prefer to keep it straight forward and pushing. Sometimes it may be taken the wrong way but honestly I hate the “nice guy” who drags on meeting after meeting wasting time to eventually fade out or say no. To me THATS more disrespectful than just being upfront and risking hurting someone’s feelings 🤷‍♀️

About to have a winter apartment in Aspen 🤍🥂

Genuinely, who is Ethan Klein?

I got to yell "We are all Charlie Kirk" in a public theater while watching YCSE. 10/10 moment

Marketing tech is so cute because why is it called a raspberry pie

It was in this moment @nathanfielder decided … yEAH I’m going to show the world this guy has a small d*ck

You Can See Everything was a psychological thriller btw

Find your foid fall

I didn’t expect You Can See Everything to actually be a love triangle fantasy where I am rooting for the one in prison

I think AI apps should show you how much water you’ve used over the lifetime of your subscription in the top corner

MVP most vulnerable player

I would still answer as your emergency contact

I love New York

Moving to Paris for a bit to pick up some airdropped Rolex’s off the ground

Why do people ask me if I’m rich as if I don’t have a father and grandfathers that don’t love me