POV: you find me eating my friends corpse after we got lost hiking for 15 minutes

my discord wife just divorced me and shes taking half the server with her

stop keeping me niche i got bills to pay rt my shit

going to the club and chucking the jar ive filled with coins to the stripper to give them the biggest payday of their life

Sire, the gates to the castle has shut tight, how shall we proceed? the humble battering ram:

theres only like one person here who actively listens to kvsl LOL

may this love find me

no one believes me bro

the economy has gone to SHIT how am i supposed to give gifts to my ekitten now

"get 1 million dollars or bring back kobe"

man with 7 situationships give relationship advice to hbs with long term gfs

what the hell

wus good shawty

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pretty sure moistcritical made a song about this