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My regular (and only) piercer said that ive always looked like I'd have a nose piercing so it was shocking that I didn't have one already. Its been 2 days and even the most conservative people in my life haven't said a single thing about it. god its true
90's Faith No More is actually so incredibly sexy. I listen to it and i'm in love with Mike Patton again
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this is probably the funniest scene in the history of television. like it’s an actual feat of madness that none of this is scripted and all of it made its way in.
thinking about my cash purchases from a few months ago and genuinely thinking "wow, how did I even have 20 dollars in cash on me?"
When i just know that the fictional character is jacked because they’re so physically capable but i don’t actually want to see it because seeing that skinny white boy with a 6 pack is genuinely disgusting to think about.
I often think about the time when my aunt came over to my house for like my 16th birthday, randomly asked me if I liked Tool, and said "good." when I replied no. I haven't seen her in years.
fell for a job scam because it was from a college email and ended up having to file a police report because the employer texted me a picture of his gun when I didn’t want to do what he said
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Must be pretty moldy by now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this guy called me over so that we can cook together and i bought ingredients from home cause i actually believed him
