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cali

@caliispunk

this ain’t no disco

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Joined November 2015
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Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
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Fauxlosopher (@fauxfilosopher) profile pictureFauxlosopher@fauxfilosopherOct 27
Thinking about the time when my ex was crying and telling me she's scared I won't want to be with her anymore and as I was consoling her, all I could think was: "Damn, I want to break up"
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how it feels telling your friends how much they mean to you
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vi@vimentality7Nov 1
He left me on delivered and it felt like a kiss
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No Medication November who wanna fall in love with the REAL me
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geryon@R0SYLNSOct 31
had to take a nap in preparation for a halloween party tonight
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She stole my costume from last year
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local indie movie theater just started following me on instagram
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this entire year has felt like this
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beck@unrivaledOct 29
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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Today I met who I’m gonna be from now on, and he’s a piece of shit
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ً@HoldSomOct 27
Elizabeth Berkley for Showgirls (1995)
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realizing at 25 years old that a sense of security and comfort isn’t going to come to me magically and I have to carve out the life I want with my bare hands
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g@_gdaymateOct 25
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Passed my barber exam today everyone say yay Cali
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that girl that commented “it only has to make sense to me” ate that shit up sm bc I live by that now like no it literally only has to make sense to me & me only
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klara@bystarlighOct 25
you’re in his dms and please get out of his dms please please stop texting him please stop
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trisha paytas is consistently the perfect example of how being right too early makes you look crazy
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#YouCanSeeEverything director Lance Oppenheim on masculinity: "I feel like [Nathan Fielder] is at his most masculine in You Can See Everything. I'd always tell him, "You look so handsome in this. I love being this close on your face. I'm so tight on your face right now and you look amazing." And he'd be like, "Dude, you could see my blackheads and my zits and stuff." I'd be like, "I actually think it makes you look better." He's a very unconventionally hyper-masculine man. That's a compliment, I guess." gq.visitlink.me/jDUiFp
What’s It Like to Shack Up With Elizabeth Holmes? Just Ask Lance Oppenheim

What’s It Like to Shack Up With Elizabeth Holmes? Just Ask Lance Oppenheim

The 30-year-old director of Primetime and You Can See Everything gets candid about the odd trio that defined the last few years of his life: Nathan Fielder, Robert Pattinson, and Elizabeth Holmes.

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