Data Analyst| side projects| AI tooling @captainbrima

Nakuru, Kenya
Joined August 2024
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Njeri Maina is fire😂😂
Njeri Maina is cooking and roasting Gladys Shollei like streets mutura even Nyamita and Onyonka cant hold their laugh😂😂
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I'm the youngest employee in this organisation. These older women in here call me "baby boy" lmao. Mwingine ameniambia twende kwake anipikie because I'm like a son to her.
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Leo situmii cricfy 🤣
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What if the reason we experience insomnia is because the sleep server is full and you have to wait for someone to wake up so that you get your slot? And the reason we have nightmares is because someone has hacked into the server?
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And waking up early is because someone else bought premium so you got kicked out?
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rereading my own tweets bc i am my own target audience
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I just found out there’s an unethical way of making money using Telegram, and here’s how it works 🧵🧵 Create two Telegram channels and make sure each has at least 200 people. That gives you 400 potential targets...
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And because they believe you’ve been right every single time, they'll will happily pay. Let's say you charge 3000/=pp that's 150,000/= easy money. The real trick isn't predicting the market. It’s controlling...
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...which version of your track record each person gets to see. I’m not teaching you how to trade. I’m showing you how easily people can be manipulated when they confuse a winning streak with genuine expertise.
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Wasee wa street photography upewa trust vizuri. Unapigwa picha na unalipa anakutumia picha baadae. Na hamjuani. Integrity yao ukuwa juu.
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MA!NG! retweeted
7 points in 7 Epl games 3 points in 3 Ucl games
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hapo no 2 unajimarkia exam?
Nampea allowance. Namdinya vizuri. Surprise gifts hapa na pale. Lakini bladifunda ya mtu inafungulia mwanaume mwingine miguu ? Hii ni uchungu wangwana. Ni uchungu.
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Ronald Araujo has more goals in UCL this season than Bruno Fernades and Bryan Mbeumo combined.
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Due to the amount of free time handed to me by the prolonged lecturers strike, nitaanza kuandika zile threads mrefu mrefu huku na substack.
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MA!NG! retweeted
Sura yako ndio ilitumika kuunda hii filter ?
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