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shy. nerd. weirdo. lover of animals and bad jokes. tweets about everything. sometimes nsfw. sometimes on my chronic illness.

Joined December 2012
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Hello new follower. To make sure you actually want to be here, I do love a good slutty post but I’m a socialist (free Palestine, trans rights are human rights, abortion is health care, fuck gen ai, community not individualism, billionaires shouldn’t exist etc.).
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*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* sorry, you're just being really sexy right now, continue
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Cosy morning 💗
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Feel like I could sleep for forever. Night ❤️
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On a more serious note this is insanity (we've been warning yall if this wave of puritanism and it's not gonna stop there I fear)
This painting is now illegal in the UK
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Had a fatigue flare hit but I’m getting better at spotting early symptoms and immediately resting. It’s been 2 weeks since the last which is pretty good so I’m not too grumpy about it. Using a little energy to make homemade pizza to cheer myself up. Should recover by tomorrow🤞
I rarely have hot dreams. So I’m gonna take waking up from one as a sign that today’s gonna be good.
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I rarely have hot dreams. So I’m gonna take waking up from one as a sign that today’s gonna be good.
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Annnd we end a fun night with a drunken dance party with the pups (my cat refuses to partake)
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Annnd now maybe a little more than tipsy. Let’s gooooo
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Tipsy. All warm and soft. And very very horny.
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⋆˖⁺‧₊☽🎃☾₊‧⁺˖⋆
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I will never, NEVER understand how they managed to convince so many ppl that simply wanting everyone to be safe and to thrive, and for the planet to be healthy and protected, is somehow a radical point of view.
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When my relationship was imploding and then ended, I was gaming a lot to help cope. I haven’t been gaming other than some fun party games with friends for months because every time I try, it sends me back. Need to get it back to a safe place for me.
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Confession: Coffee Crisps are the last chocolate I will eat out of the Halloween candy. I do not understand the love people have for it.
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Totally stole this design off the internet. He’s so worried and derpy. I love him.
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He doesn't get to come visit her often, so he can be a little impatient... 😔🙏
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Comfy ~
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Carving pumpkins and roasting seeds with my favs today 🥰. Happy Halloween!
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BREAKING: openai launches "ram amnesty" program citizens can drop off unused 32gb sticks at any data center, no questions asked in return, you get a $200/month subscription to use your own ram
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