@captaincums

sinple really 🥂

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Joined June 2022
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ethan klein is losing everything lets go baby
vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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unfortunate for the kids but ethan klein is a terrible person and im am not shocked one bit
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harley can’t catch a break lol poor guy finally gets a good gig and this happens, there’s always pka i guess
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very horny bonner in my pant. exploding and cumming out front of them,
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the idea of calling games woke because of a gay character or whatever is cringe, but what they did to veilguard was a fucking abomination, this is 100% deserved. the studio was bioware in name only, nobody from the mass effect trilogy or dragon age origins worked there anymore.
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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their last good game being mass effect 3 is insane btw. almost 15 since their made a good game
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xcx@minidooba16 Dec 2022
when are we getting part 2 of this?
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why does this keep happening
geek
@geekclipsOct 15
When Racist Chinese fan hands iShowSpeed a cotton flower bouquet LIVE on stream 😳
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can i get an unbiased party to explain: A) why this might happen B) why is it possible to do this C) what could be a legitimate reason for doing this be?
Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 13
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's staff got her birthdate changed officially after being elected to Congress.
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what could a legitimate reason for doing this be* fuck off minor spelling mistake i have aids
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i remember legitimately believing that chelleos was in a wheelchair, marben told me that was why he never went to a LAN then i saw pictures of the cunt walking around at a LAN
Sashi Esport 🥩
@Sashi_EsportOct 8
Welcome to Sashi. @ChevChelleos Australian edition 🇦🇺 3 Aussies One dream And a whole region to upset. 🦘 🥩
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
chellos is from New Zealand 🇳🇿, not Austrialia 🇦🇺 hltv.org/player/12877/c… liquipedia.net/counterstrike/…
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“weed smells objectively good”
cigs@AngryVoter2024Oct 5
Yeah I could give less of a shit like weed smells objectively good and people who claim it smells bad are just boomers or spiritual boomers
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tonight i found out the shadow in the corner of my room is, and always has been a demon. he has been stood there in the dark for weeks watching. collecting secrets to use against me, he wants to own my soul.
captain cums𓃷
@captaincumsSep 29
sometimes i wake up from a dream a red skinless man is climbing into my window and i can't move. then when he kills me i wake up again and lately i can't even tell when i'm awake or dreaming until i've been awake for at least a few minutes
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remove kebab
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damn guess im switching to a marble statue profile picture
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it happened again today. i thought i was awake and then i started feeling really sick in my stomach and he came through the window again it was so real, it really felt like i was awake.
captain cums𓃷
@captaincumsSep 29
sometimes i wake up from a dream a red skinless man is climbing into my window and i can't move. then when he kills me i wake up again and lately i can't even tell when i'm awake or dreaming until i've been awake for at least a few minutes
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sometimes i wake up from a dream a red skinless man is climbing into my window and i can't move. then when he kills me i wake up again and lately i can't even tell when i'm awake or dreaming until i've been awake for at least a few minutes
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