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He cheated on all of his wives. He paid for sex. He raped and assaulted women and children. He steals. He cheats. He lies. He covets. But please, tell me again how Trump is the most Christian president we’ve ever fucking had.
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If you believe this, you’re too fucking stupid to recognize just how stupid you truly are. You’re an embarrassment to the human species and there’s no fucking hope for you.
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Captain Mac retweeted
This fucker dodged the draft via bone spurs 5 different fucking times while almost 60k US soldiers died. This fucker started a war in Iran and said it would be over in 3 days, it's been 8 fucking MONTHS. Fuck this piece of shit. Every Vietnam vet should be seething.
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What an old, boring cunt.
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Jesus fucking Christ. At this point, it’s only a matter of time before Trump admits he fucked his own sister.
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Nazi asshole Stephen Miller dressed as a bald, ball-less dickhead wearing cheap sunglasses for Trump’s Halloween Celebration fuckery today at the White House. Tick tock motherfucker 💀
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Elon Musk ADMITTED SpaceX throttled Starlink internet access in Ukraine. And new reporting raises serious questions about whether the Starlink outage was used to squeeze more money out of U.S. taxpayers. If true, we’re talking about a trillionaire potentially committing a federal crime to enrich himself. Worth an inquiry, don’t you think?
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This song is catchy as fuck. Burn Moscow burn. #burnmoscow #fuckrussia #standwithukraine
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JD Vance is living proof that you can attend Yale, write a book, grow a beard, and still be the dumbest asshole in the room. Five days until Americans get to send his party a message. #BlueWaveIn5Days
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JUST FUCK OFF. Keep fucking off until you hit the edge of the fucking universe. Then take a hard left, circle the fucking planet, come back to where you started, and fuck off again. Congratulations, you magnificent fucking waste of oxygen.
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’Patriots’ using the flag to beat police January 6th 2021 Keep on posting this till over the midterm elections
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Captain Mac retweeted
Here's your Thursday reminder:
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Trump is Putin's whore.
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The only reason America doesn’t have free healthcare and a livable wage is because we don’t fucking rebel enough.
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Fuck this Nazi pos!
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Musk is a far right fascist
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The Israeli flag is the new Swastika.
The Palestinian flag is the new Swastika
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It takes a special kind of pandering, grovelling, spineless, sycophantic fucking CUNT to call Vladimir Putin a “humanitarian.” Take a victory lap Steve Witkoff, you fucking cunt.
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Fuck You, Trump
.@POTUS: "We've given a lot to Ukraine. They've given nothing to us. Remember that."
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Trump: “Russia, frankly, has treated Ukraine pretty well. They haven’t really done much.” WHAT. A. MONSTROUS. FUCKING. CUNT.
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