𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 | 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗡

𝐈’𝐌 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐄𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍 , 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐔𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 . 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐍𝐀𝐙𝐈 , 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 .

“Happy birthday Cap”

People are pointing out that the guy doesn't splash into the lava. That's not the problem. The problem is he falls into it period. Lava is about 100K times more viscous than water and three times more dense. Even if it were simple molten steel or iron, the guy would make an indent (it's actually *more* dense than lava, but less viscous), stay on the surface, then incinerate. What I find far more telling is the fact that in a $300M game, they couldn't even make Logan's foot come into contact with the guy, nor could they make the animation smooth. It awkwardly pauses before he's launched. Remember kids, this is the "best game Insomniac has put out" according the PS Store review scores and everyone that's on X "having a blast™".

@captainwinged i hate you i hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate youi hate you

this just feels super out of character for cap atleast in my opinion

I eat Mcdonalds, my girlfriend has an Iphone, I write on X which gives Elon Money. Idk I aint making myself harder js cause we dont wanna give the multi billionaire any more money all of you jobless complaining about slop