@captmattj

Former science teacher, retired boat captain, @captmattj on Threads and Blue. Widowed 12/2020. Now happily married to @swimthetide1 @beckieswims

 Ex-FL now Oregon & New Mexico.
Joined November 2011
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The before and after. Our first time meeting IRL. Next one, just a few hours ago in exact same spot for our engagement pic! @captmattj & @Swimthetide1 are now engaged.
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Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 25
Jared Krusher committed outrageous levels of treasonous corruption. Don’t let the story die.
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Did you know tumble weeds had blooms?
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I love catching napping bees 🐝 in flowers.
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Lots of rain last night, the Rio Grande is even flowing again. Beautiful day to get out and enjoy the natural surroundings of Las Cruces.
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Meidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeOct 25
So they finally caught up to Jared. Let’s hope they do something about it.
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Alan Mccullion
@AlanMccullionOct 23
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@ROBOT90067Oct 24
Replying to @empire_res66190
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Passably Affable
@tbruslettenOct 24
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James Tate
@JamesTate121Oct 23
We will vote to remove the disaster that is YOU!
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Joe G
@EastEndJoeOct 23
The joke wrote itself!
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If you don't have paper ballots in your state, scrutinize every selection before you hit the "Enter" button.
James Tate
@JamesTate121Oct 22
Amazing how it was always changed to the Republican.
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elseagee 🟧 🌊 🌊 🌊🎨 🎸@elseageeOct 22
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That shit is trumps America right there. FU MAGA.
ChrisO_wiki
@ChrisO_wikiOct 20
This was trolling a year ago, but they might as well make it official now
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Sugar Rice Krinkles / Post cereals, television commercial (Sid Raymond’s... youtu.be/EupDpjZKsdw?si=2oeZ… via @YouTube I found the root of my deep fear of clowns.

Sugar Rice Krinkles / Post cereals, television commercial (Sid Raymond’s Commercials, no. 13)

Sugar Rice Krinkles / Post cereals, no. 13 in a series of commercia...

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We did this thing today… be suspicious of what’s coming.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
@SundaeDivineOct 20
Trump arriving in Wichita, Kansas today.
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan1Oct 19
Denaturalize, deport this dishonest dickhead.
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I was sent a link to my Social Security portal on an email saying I should see what my new monthly living expence will be after the 3% increase. I did that. Their math aint mathing. After the increase, my payment will be... the exact same.
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#Anonymous
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