butcher, sausage-maker, founder of @eatseemore, host of THE HANGOVER SHOW and Open Fire on Vice Munchies

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2009
Cara Nicoletti retweeted
CHICKEN PARM SAUSAGE HAS ARRIVED!! Made with humanely raised meat, roasted tomatoes, toasty breadcrumbs, basil, and lots of cheese. Shop it now: bit.ly/3t7fF3l
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Cara Nicoletti retweeted
Replying to @McDonalds
You guys got sausage on the menu?
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Cara Nicoletti retweeted
Brooklyn-based butcher @caranicoletti is *finally* launching her own company. glmr.co/w00ZW3x
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Laying in my childhood bedroom thinking about how in high school I hung a poster of Nathaniel Hawthorne on these walls as if he was a teen heartthrob because I thought he was hot
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This is the poster this is what I was “into”
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please respect my privacy i am very stressed about aaron carter's face tattoo
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@ ALL RESTAURANTS STOP HOUSE-MAKING YOUR OWN COCKTAIL ONIONS THEY DO NOT NEED YOUR IMPROVEMENT THEY ARE ALREADY PERFECT
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I get so fucking reckless at a salad bar literally get away from me!!!!!!
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Woke up from a dream with the equation “big math = big teeth” in my head and I’m no mathematician but I think that’s right
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Someone stole my debit card number to go on a shopping spree at an Anne Taylor loft in Connecticut and I can't help but wonder while I sit on this fraud alert phone-call, was it just a tasteful, peri-menopausal version of my future self?
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in high school i got my boyfriend billy joel concert tickets and on his senior page message to me he wrote "the night of BJ" as a memory and my dad grounded me just needed to let you guys know
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Been holding this in for a while but fuck bell peppers
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Cara Nicoletti retweeted
RESPECT to all the females that follow me... Ya’ll know you’re special 💥
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Exec Chef @lenaciardullo is on 🔥! On @munchies’ latest episode of Open Fire, Chef Lena teaches @caranicoletti all things grill. She grills & smokes a heritage pork chop, mixes grilled puntarelle salad with smoked onion dressing & wood-fires our funghi 🍕. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt4iOP…
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I feel like now is as good a time as any to tell you that I thought @LilNasX was saying “gonna take my horse to the hotel room” for longer than I should have and I didn’t question that and I’m sorry.
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There are so many different kinds of boobs! (I am at a public pool)
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I’m sure getting married and having babies is exciting but have you ever tried meeting your heath insurance deductible and then going on a wild spree of scheduling whatever doctor’s appointments you need?
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Time for me to come clean i don’t care about soup at all
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Except matzo ball which is in a class of its own being more of a dumpling island surrounded by broth
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