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David E. J. Berger

@carljunior

Producer. Writer. Past: Starting 5. Phat Tuesdays. Hip Hop Uncovered. Roots of Comedy. Murder Mountain. Here for: #fantasyfootball #fiction #tennis

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Joined October 2008
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Victor Shi@Victorshi20205 Nov 2024
This is amazing. This is the line at Villanova University right now just a couple hours before polls close. There’s fun music, young people are vibing & having a good time, and the line is STILL mostly young women. The youth are truly alright.
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umichvoter
@umichvoter5 Nov 2024
Florida, Georgia polls close in 1 min
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Seth Bluestein@SethBluestein5 Nov 2024
There is absolutely no truth to this allegation. It is yet another example of disinformation. Voting in Philadelphia has been safe and secure.
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Stern Show
@sternshow5 Nov 2024
We all voted. So should you. Find a location to #vote in person TODAY at iwillvote.com
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Tyler DeLuca@TylerDeLuca5 Nov 2024
Steve Kornacki entering the MSNBC studio today
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Tristan Snell
@TristanSnell5 Nov 2024
Is this you today?
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Adam Sass@TheAdamSass4 Nov 2024
The final days of the election have everything: -squirrel euthanasia -the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer -the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala
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Robert J. O'Neill (@mchooyah) profile pictureRobert J. O'Neill
@mchooyah4 Nov 2024
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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Michael Mulvihill@mulvihill795 Nov 2024
The Skirball Center on Sepulveda has to be the best polling place anywhere. When I went just now there were like 20 friendly volunteers, 30 machines….and two people voting. You don’t have to live nearby. Open to any LA county voter.
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Jory Dreher@JDreherLN5 Nov 2024
This was the unofficial remix that we needed right now. #VOTE
French Fuse (@FrenchFuse) profile pictureFrench Fuse@FrenchFuse4 Nov 2024
Every time Eminem speaks, I feel like he's rapping 😄
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Mark Frost@mfrost115 Nov 2024
This is worth a listen: 💙
MAGA Cult Slayer (@MAGACult2) profile pictureMAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult25 Nov 2024
Wanna hear a kickass Kamala story from small town Texas? #USDemocracy #VoteBlueChooseJoy
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kang@jaycaspiankang5 Nov 2024
I saw the ‘Kamala is for They/Them’ ad for the first time during a college football game. Stomach turning shit.
Chaps (@UncleChaps) profile pictureChaps
@UncleChaps5 Nov 2024
I’m excited that on Sunday we’ll be able to watch football without the most transphobic shit every other commercial.
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Dan Shafer
@DanRShafer5 Nov 2024
Reminder that WISCONSIN HAS SAME-DAY VOTER REGISTRATION so if you need to, you can register at your polling place.
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RALPH CIRELLA@RALPHsGEEKTIME6 Jan 2021
THANKS @realDonaldTrump! You’ve been WONDERFUL!!!
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Connor Ewing@ConnorMEwing5 Nov 2024
"So I was on my way to vote..."
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The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@AP5 Nov 2024
The butchered remains of a dolphin were found on a New Jersey beach. Feds are investigating apnews.com/article/butchered…
The butchered remains of a dolphin were found on a New Jersey beach. Feds are investigating

The butchered remains of a dolphin were found on a New Jersey beach. Feds are investigating

Federal authorities are investigating the butchered remains of a dolphin that were found on a New Jersey beach.

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Bootsy Collins
@Bootsy_Collins5 Nov 2024
Being to late is just as bad as being Absent.🤔 So be Present🫡 VOTE NOW! @MZK1973 @MightZuluKingz @AquaBoogie @GoldieLox #MZKFlexOneNationUnderAGroove #FunkNotFight #OneNation @funkentelechy_
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ACLU
@ACLU5 Nov 2024
If you live in: 🗳️Alaska 🗳️California 🗳️Colorado 🗳️Connecticut 🗳️DC 🗳️Hawaii 🗳️Idaho 🗳️Illinois 🗳️Iowa 🗳️Maine 🗳️Maryland 🗳️Michigan 🗳️Minnesota 🗳️Montana 🗳️Nevada 🗳️New Hampshire 🗳️New Mexico 🗳️Utah 🗳️Vermont 🗳️Virginia 🗳️Washington 🗳️Wisconsin 🗳️Wyoming Your state has in-person Election Day registration. You can register and vote TODAY.
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Tim Walz
@Tim_Walz5 Nov 2024
It’s game day. Let’s win this.
Vice President Harris and Governor Walz walking on stage.

ALT Vice President Harris and Governor Walz walking on stage.

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happy election day
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