Software Engineer for the Entertainment Machine. Posts in 🇲🇽 & 🇺🇸. Existentialism. Opinions are my own in this reality.

Joined July 2013
Carlos retweeted
This is what software development was before LLMs
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The spam companies receiving all these takedown requests
Just published a Grok @Bot to remove my number from spam call lists and one to remove my personal info from public sites Call list remover: x.ai/bot/eGVcE2autG0u6UcAwE3… Privacy scrubber: x.ai/bot/ZSQK72Iear_ykfnpTIO… Took seconds to set up.
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Replying to @GoogleDeepMind
“Now put the fly brain in there”
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iPhone Duo users be like......
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Everyone hacking their TVs, and manufacturers be like
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What this is going to prompt is manufacturers will start closing the doors but then we either try harder or switch to one that allows us to do w/e we want
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POV: October 2026
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All of the agents like muse, dot, etc should implement the ability to thread messages. Grok Bot did this better with multiple bots but a single running convo for all the others is painful. Each new message could be its own thread and its own mini world.
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Guy on one of the aus subreddits asks why his "high growth" retirement account has been stuck at the same number for 5 months despite regularly putting money in, and gets this response:
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Carlos retweeted
nathan fielder creating a play called “smokers allowed” to get around the smoking ban what’s the loophole? nathan’s responding “theater law” makes me laugh every single time 😭
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Todos los sistemas del gobierno en BC con una version super vieja de phpMyAdmin be like 👁️👄👁️
🚨 BREAKING: PHP is warning admins to prepare for emergency security updates tomorrow to fix two critical vulnerabilities rated CVSS 9.2. However, security researchers at @watchtowrcyber rate the flaws CVSS 10.0 and say they are RCE vulnerabilities affecting PHP 5 through 8. Information about the vulnerabilities has reportedly leaked ahead of disclosure. No known exploitation in the wild. 🔗 bleepingcomputer.com/news/se… bleepingcomputer.com/news/se…
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USDA Prime meat in costco is like $100 for a package?! What the hell
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You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)
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Carlos retweeted
Next year, I will assign one of my jira tickets to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Carlos retweeted
“Why would you go after revenue?”
should I be offended by this
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