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Joined March 2022
does anyone actually know what salesforce does
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Hey @MilesandMore_DE Why do my @eurowings flights not show up in my miles history even though I add my FF details during booking? Also they’re not credited when I request them afterwards 🤔
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Jeden Tag schlichten wir Streit oder körperliche Auseinandersetzungen. Manchmal auch unter dem Einsatz unserer Gesundheit. Rouven war dabei #einervonuns und wird es auch für immer bleiben. Wir werden ihn niemals vergessen!🫶 👇 youtu.be/lUmLflkCieA?si=Pu7a…
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Two firsts happened to me today. I saw 2 US presidents IRL and two people pointing guns at each other over a road incident. Right next to my taxi. NY - you have been kind. But it’s about time to get the hell out of here 😭
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Hey @GoDaddy I’m not receiving any MFA prompts - either by phone or email. The below didn’t help either. What else can I do? Troubleshoot: 2-step verification godaddy.com/help/troubleshoo…
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Probably the only thing you need to see on the internet today…
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Been working in IT for 20 years - still feel like I don’t belong because I hate Star Trek…. 🤐🤣
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There’s nothing more infuriating than attending a training that includes labs, and the labs instructions are simply wrong… do people not factcheck their trainings?!?
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Not sure the new #slack UI is making me more productive 🫠🫠🫠
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How could this possibly backfire….?
For those at risk of speech loss, we’ve made it possible to preserve your voice on your devices so even if you can no longer speak, you can still sound like you. It’s remarkable to see the experiences this technology helps preserve, while also protecting your privacy.
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Hey @British_Airways we’ve rented a car through you. After our return from Chicago they charged our credit card but we don’t know what for. Who can we contact? Thanks!
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🚩 RED FLAGS IN SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 🚩 -uses macOS -uses ChatGPT -drinks pour over coffee -can't reverse a linked list -uses more than 1 monitor -tries new languages for "fun" -doesn't push to prod on friday (live a little?) -works on side projects outside of work -actually does the mega backdoor Roth IRA -builds mechanical keyboards (zero personality) -makes less than 500k (borderline homeless) -owns a mouse (use vim?) -needs code reviews before merging (have some confidence) -hobbies include "rock climbing" (grow up) -uses languages with garbage collection (pick up after yourself?) -actually reads documentation (i just threw up in my mouth a little)
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.@DB_Bahn ist Ihnen eigentlich mal aufgefallen, dass Ihre Doppelstockzüge nicht barrierefrei sind? Und wie soll man nen Bahnhof navigieren, wenn Aufzüge und Rolltreppen nicht funktionieren?!
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. @charlieisaacs Happy birthday, Charlie. May your next trip around the sun be filled with love and laughter, so that you can keep shining as brightly as you do 🥳💐
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Literally NOT getting on that. First of all - why would you need access to my health data? Secondly - to get rid of this thing I’d have to delete my Instagram? Like - why? 😅
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. @CondorCares hello :) you owe me a refund for downgrading me on my flight. You have a legal obligation to settle the matter within 10 days. It’s been months. Please sort this out asap. Thanks :)
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